"Miss Tiffany, we should pray to Jesus," she said.

And so we did. "You go first," I told her, "and then I'll go."

"Okay," she said, and grasped my hand. She squeezed her eyes shut. "JESUS SAID NO RUNNING IN THE HALLWAY. JESUS ALSO SAID NO RUNNING IN THE CLASSROOM BUT YOU CAN RUN OUTSIDE. AMEN."