Time: 5:30pmPlace: a subdivision in Simpsonville
Request: pre-dinner snack
"Well, how about some cereal?"
"Um...maybe. What kind of cereal?"
::rummages around in cabinet and produces a box::
"Uh, let me think. No. That's choc full of sugar."
"Well, how about I just eat the marshmellows?"
"Sweetie, marshmellows are sugar."
"No there not!"
"Yes, marshmellows are sugar."
"Fine. I'll just eat the stars."
♥Tiffany♥
hahahahaha! because, as we all know, the freaking stars aren't made of sugar like the other marshmallows are!!!!
ReplyDelete