"December is traditionally a bad month for writing. It is a month of Mondays. Mondays are not good writing days. One has had all that freedom over the weekend, all that authenticity, all those dreamy dreams, and then your angry mute Slavic Uncle Monday arrives, and it is time to sit down at your desk. So I would simply reccomend to the people in my workshop that they never start a large writing project on any Monday in December. Why set yourself up for failure?"
--Anne Lamott, "Bird by Bird"
--Anne Lamott, "Bird by Bird"
Are you some kind of pederast child molester? What the fuck were you doing at Camp Old Indian? You have defiled a place that held many great memories from my childhood. Oh yeah, quit smiling until you get the braces off, you dirty Phillipino whore! I am assuming you are Phillipino, since all of them smell like shit, and when I pulled up your page the fragrance of feces filled the room.
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